Characters: Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson (mentions of Blaise Zabini and Draco)
Rating: PG-13 for a couple of F-words, I suppose. Otherwise PG.
Summary: Pansy's upset about Draco. Or is she...?
Notes: A fun little poem which, as a straight!Theodore fan, pokes a bit at gay!Theodore fans - particularly those of the Theo/Blaise variety. ;)
( Theo continued, not seeing her blush
All this crying, he thought, was a little too much
“Draco’s an arse, you should realise as such!”
For missing the point, he was prone. )
X-posted to: nott_in_parks, do_me_theodore, theo_centric, frillypinkrobes, perhaps_nott and minor_pairings